barack-obottm:

P L E A S E

barack-obottm:

P L E A S E

(via saggiest)

givemeinternet:

Was this a joke or is someone getting fired?

givemeinternet:

Was this a joke or is someone getting fired?

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asmymlivural:

If anyone ever asks me to define love, I’m just going to show them this

(via chromemouse)

flewor:

flirt with me by reblogging my selfie

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

yeah yeah the chicken and the egg is great and all but

officialtoasterstrudel:

was a hot dog called a wiener because of a penis or was a penis called a wiener because of a hot dog

(via awkwardvagina)

One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?
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stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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apuarius:

Today my dad told me he was hungry and I looked at him and said “hey hungry I’m daughter” and he was kinda shocked

(via hate)

get-dressed-get-blessed:

WHEN U TRYNA TAKE A PILL AND IT TOUCHES YA TOUNGE AND U TASTE IT

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(via iwillmindfuckyou)

belugaqueen:

I’ve been laughing for 7 thousand years

belugaqueen:

I’ve been laughing for 7 thousand years

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

shutupaubrey:

you don’t own a dog? sorry I can’t come over I’m busy today

(via condom)

notwifi:

when someone you don’t know tries to read you

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(via sorry)

bombing:

savannahdewbs:

bombing:

every post i make is 100% serious

"i’m going to fuck every volcano in the world" - Tumblr User Bombing

every post i make is 100% serious

(via brititsh)